I don’t care what you think as long as it’s about me

• 20:09 @VivaLaKaleigh I wish I could make everything all better for you. D: #
• 20:42 Proof that I am nearly 3, not 23: I really want Kota the Triceratops. #
• 21:17 remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still. Are people really running out of ideas already? #
• 21:38 @firedragon9 it's sad. Keanu Reeves, srsly? >.< #
• 22:13 @FUCKCITY I've yet to get my first tattoo. Wanna design something for me? #
• 23:08 I clearly need sleep. I'm listening to Justin Timberlake circa 2002 for the first time in, idk, 4 years? #
• 01:07 also, she wants to send me away to live with friends (if i had any). lulz mum, ur so witty. so: any takers? anyone have bob bryar's #? #
• 01:07 ...now she wants to put me in a daycare. WTF IS MY LIFE? brb finding the drugs she's obviously on. i had to bite myself to keep from loling #
• 14:12 @xolunchbox yeah, to both. #
• 14:15 @xolunchbox ikr? i'm trying to edit all my tags and reorganize them and it's pissing me off. #
• 14:41 my bro in law is selling his drum set. i should make my parents get me them for christmas, y/n? keep in mind: idk how play & have no rhythm #
• 14:54 @xolunchbox ahaha, i wouldn't even know where to keep them. or have any chance to attempt to play without people yelling at me. #
• 15:17 @saykendrawithme i'd probably suck at it, ngl. But if you find me Bob, he can teach me! #
• 15:23 @saykendrawithme WIN ALL AROUND! :D If he won't do it, maybe Hurley will if I bug him enough. XD #
• 15:52 ...so yesterday i downloaded an entire season of Top Model.
  It was the wrong season. FAIL. #
• 18:32 note to self: using inhalers when off the vent =/= effective. What good is it if the stuff goes out the trach and not into your lungs? #

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• 23:36 fuck you. you try living my life for a day and see how you like it. #
• 23:40 it's a straight hate, you're just a pawn in the game, so fuck you #
• 01:15 we are the lost, the dead & gone, the seldom seen. we are the helpless & the hopeless that no one wants to see. #
• 20:09 @VivaLaKaleigh I wish I could make everything all better for you. D: #
• 20:42 Proof that I am nearly 3, not 23: I really want Kota the Triceratops. #

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You should all go watch my video of Billvy doing an acoustic version of Automatic Eyes. IDC if there are better versions, mine OWNS because I have his little speech at the start. Which makes me hearteyes.

Therefore, I win.

• 14:48 i'm hungry but i pissed my dad off by being a bitch when he got me up this afternoon so now i can't ask for food. brb starving to death #

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also: bandomclaims is open. If you have any questions, ask here.




and I'm going to be posting one for fucktheplanes, so if you could do us both a favor and click on hers too, we'd appreciate it!

• 21:00 how come every time I see an ATT "the new pantech matrix" ad on my hotmail, I read it as "the new patrick matrix"? #
• 23:16 @FUCKCITY porn? #
• 23:20 @FUCKCITY yeah it would. i'd pay to see it. #
• 23:34 @FUCKCITY XD i know i'm not the only one who'd cough up the dough. #
• 05:45 @VivaLaKaleigh i cant sleep either. im trying but all i do is start gleefacing over suavez (and hurley). wth #
• 05:50 @thecab come back to SF! now that im out of rehab, i want to see you guys. #
• 05:51 @VivaLaKaleigh TRUFAX, TRUFAX. STILL, SLEEP BEFORE 7AM WOULD BE NICE #
• 06:28 another sunrise. wth life, wth. if i ever fall asleep, dont expect me back til like, 4. /o\ #
• 08:33 i slept for an hour and woke up to mum asking if i was asleep. wut? also: can't fall back asleep now. guess i'll be getting up early today. #
• 13:12 who has two thumbs and got 5 hours of sleep? this chick. #
• 15:06 just caught up on House. I am torn between FINALLY! \O/ and what the fuck /o\. I R CONFLICTED. #
• 16:24 @FUCKCITY PODCAST FTW. That would kick ass. #
• 17:00 @FUCKCITY what would one have to do to get a shoutout in this podcast? #
• 17:16 @FUCKCITY I FAIL. HI MAX. #

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• 19:41 fuck how the hell is it 8pm already? what a waste of a day. though really, it can be summed up in 4 words & an acronym: I CAN HAS MCR NOAW? #
• 17:49 @VivaLaKaleigh IKR? BRB MARRYING SUAVEZ. #
• 17:56 @VivaLaKaleigh IA SO HARD. IF I EVER MEET THEM, I AM PROPOSING TO HIM, NEGL. #
• 18:06 @VivaLaKaleigh ALKJALSDKJALSDKJ MY HEART CANNOT TAKE HIM. BRB DYING DEAD. #
• 18:24 lulz blast from the past music: 2001 by Dr. Dre. I stole it from my brother years~ ago and just found it in the back of my CD book. #

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SOMEBODY MAKE ME A SUAVEZ ICON. HE IS MY NEW FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD.

KEURC4IMYCSITYUHWEOKHTKE.


eta: \O/

• 23:41 you know what i love? how my mum has the ability to make me feel like dog shit she has to scrape off the bottom of her shoe #
• 13:51 There's this website that's a directory of decorated houses in Northern/Central CA. We got a postcard today telling us ours was up there. #
• 13:52 Someone submitted our house because of all our lights at Christmas. Our listing is up, but there's no pictures yet tinyurl.com/5px8ev #
• 13:53 Mum is making me email more information to the site when we finally dig up a picture. #
• 17:45 "I couldn't possibly be gay! I can't grow a big mustache, for starters. Ask anyone, it just grows in little clumps." #
• 19:41 fuck how the hell is it 8pm already? what a waste of a day. though really, it can be summed up in 4 words & an acronym: I CAN HAS MCR NOAW? #

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I finally finished my icons. It only took me three days. It didn't end up being a complete overhaul like I'd planned, because I had a hard enough time keywording the ones I just added. Also, there were some I just couldn't bring myself to get rid of.
As predicted though, all new ones were Frank.

So out of the three things I meant to finish today, this was all I managed. Oops?




and I'm going to be posting one for fucktheplanes, so if you could do us both a favor and click on hers too, we'd appreciate it!

• 20:46 WHOOPS. SO MUCH FOR WATCHING HOUSE TONIGHT. #
• 11:58 whoops. fell asleep while still on my sidekick last night. fail. #

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• 19:39 www.angryalien.com/0705/rhpsbuns.asp THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR HOW MUCH I AM IN LOVE. #
• 19:40 @firedragon9 I WAS THINKING MORE ALL THE DUMB STUFF I'VE DONE IN, IDK, THE PAST 2 MONTHS. #
• 20:15 jsyk, alternating between beer and orange soda makes for strange tasting burps. #
• 20:57 is it just me or does the new Christina Aguilera song in the Target commercial sound vaguely like Britney's Womanizer? #
• 09:42 rar i r zombie. whose idea was it to get up at 9am after only 5 hours of sleep? i could have slept in until younger brother got off school. #
• 09:52 @saykendrawithme couldn't hurt! i'll be on aim in a minute. #
• 13:07 "I'm meeting with Glox'lars? They eat babies." "Just their heads." #

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• 21:00 "Hi, my name is Johnny Knoxville and I'm going to take a shotgun blast to the face." #
• 21:25 "Yeah, but you were /my/ douche, Brian. Come back and by /my/ douche." #
• 23:00 i still can't ever post anything without typos. idek what is wrong with my brain. #
• 12:36 i see how it is. you're all getting back at me for the other day by blowing up my phone and killing my inbox. #
• 13:03 "May I remind you of Space Corps Directive 34124?" "34124. No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity." #
• 13:22 @saykendrawithme internet search says disashi #
• 13:29 @saykendrawithme you're welcome. i found it through youtube by way of google. #
• 13:52 @avefrater when i was younger a waiter thought i was a boy. i almost cried right there in the restaurant. #
• 13:58 @avefrater my short hair probably didn't help. Did he realize he'd made a mistake, after? #
• 13:58 i need a bigger laptop. i has no room left on the front for stickers. D: #
• 14:00 @avefrater FAIL! #
• 15:21 I need entertainment. Most annoying song you've ever heard? And...go! #
• 16:05 This episode of Red Dwarf is called RimmerWorld. Thanks to a few certain someone's who shall remain nameless, I misread it. I think YKWIDT. #
• 17:34 my Cobras poster is fixed! it's been hanging from 3 corners for a week, the top corner all curled over, covering everyone. my mum ignored me #
• 17:35 when i pointed it out and asked if she could fix it. My dad must have just done it when he took me to the bathroom. lulz because he usually #
• 17:35 never notices things without having them pointed out to him. #
• 17:39 also: anyone got the lyrics to Empire's Hold On? I've got most of it but I'm missing a line or two. #
• 18:33 i'm working on new icons. i just finishing cropping the last BIG picture, thinking I was almost done but when i closed it, there are 2938742 #
• 18:33 smaller ones hidden behind it. /o\ #
• 18:34 aaaaaaand i still can't type. from now on, you're on your own. mentally correct my mistakes by yourself, i give up. #
• 19:00 @firedragon9 that's all that matters, then. \o/ they make me facepalm. #
• 19:01 i have 45 potential icons waiting to be made and now i don't want to make them. FAILY JACK MCLASTNAME IS A FAILURE. #
• 19:02 BUT NOW I HAVE BEER. AND TV SHOWS IN AN HOUR. THINGS ARE LOOKING UP. #
• 19:05 @firedragon9 Twitter needs an edit button. MY LIFE NEEDS AN EDIT BUTTON. #
• 19:24 @firedragon9 IKR? IMAGINE THE THINGS I COULD CHANGE. #

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• 19:58 "These are our higher selves. They're the people we could have become if all the negative aspects of our characters were removed." #
• 20:00 "You mean, hippies?" "With respect, sir, you think Jesus was a hippie." "Well he was. He had long hair, he didn't have a job. #
• 20:00 What more do you want?"
  Red Dwarf, how I love thee. #
• 20:11 @firedragon9 LOVE IT, SO HARD. \O/ #
• 20:19 @firedragon9 Is it just me or does Evil!Rimmer from season 5 with the triplicator look vaguely Gabe-ish? #
• 20:20 @firedragon9 granted, if Gabe had his nose pierced and wore fishnets~ #
• 20:23 @firedragon9 and now i'm picturing Gabe and done up like that, with a whip going all "I'm going to lash you to within an inch of your life #
• 20:23 @firedragon9 and then I'm going to have you." /O\ MY MIND IS GOING BAD PLACES. #
• 20:24 @firedragon9 CURSE OF THE TYPOS. I MEANT I'M PICTURING GABE /ALL/ DONE UP LIKE THAT #
• 20:32 @saykendrawithme I PLEAD THE 5TH. #
• 20:36 @saykendrawithme AHAHHA I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT. I COULDN'T ANSWER B/C MY TWITTERS AREN'T PROTECTED. /O\ I HAD TO SEND A DIRECT MESSAGE. #
• 20:39 @saykendrawithme TBQH, YES! OR, YOU KNOW, ANYONE ELSE WHO KNOWS HIM. #
• 20:40 @saykendrawithme YOU NEVER KNOW! I mean, I doubt it would ever happen, but srsly, what if~? #
• 20:44 @saykendrawithme AHAHAH!! PSTUMP POSTED ABOUT HIS NAME CHANGE THE DAY AFTER I CREATED A PVS NEOPET. THEY ARE WATCHING~ US. #
• 20:48 @saykendrawithme OBVIOUSLY! IDKW THEY'D DO WITHOUT US. will add you! i'm wot about jack #
• 22:33 @omegalomania spend more money on fancy gadgets? #
• 12:06 @OMEGAlomania \o/Batman is prob my fave, ngl. #
• 12:07 4 HOURS OF SLEEP. IF THAT. BLAME @VIVALAKALEIGH IF I PASS OUT TODAY. #
• 12:21 @milkshakesmelt joe totes wins, his doesn't scare me #
• 12:24 @milkshakesmelt your dad ate souls in the 70s? I think Joe's hair balances it out. VIVA LA 'FRO. #
• 12:28 @milkshakesmelt no win situation. D: #
• 15:55 "Forgive me brother, I appear to have stained thy knife end with my blood. A thousand apologizes." #
• 15:58 in anyone was wondering what me and @firedragon9 were going on about yesterday: tinyurl.com/69ddbv and tinyurl.com/6xpu9d #
• 16:56 holy fucking fail batman. does anyone know how to rip videos from mtv.com? #
• 17:18 "Don't fish swim south for the winter?" "No, that's birds, sir." "Birds swim south for the winter? How do they breathe?" #
• 17:26 "I think our friend the suicide squid is about to make an appearance." #

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• 19:51 @firedragon9 because of Ann leaving last night. D: #
• 20:39 @firedragon9 wth twitter didn't post my text. >:O ann = runthegamut #
• 21:27 twitpic.com/klrg - Idek what he's staring at but he's been like this for a full 2 minutes #
• 10:38 @FUCKCITY internet, for real. #
• 12:27 on our way to sacramento. weather too iffy for placerville. parents arguing already and we just left the neighborhood #
• 14:00 new plan. placerville instead of sactown. + and -. + i'll prob not be as likely to spend $ in placerville. - i havent been to sac in 2 years #
• 14:20 is it canon that bden & jwalk like disney? theyd be at home in our car right now. we ran out of music my parents will agree to so we've ... #
• 15:12 lion king soundtrack, song 1, 15 seconds in he totes says "mother fucker" #
• 15:53 @firedragon9 yeah, I'm gonna miss the fuck outta her. she helped me through some shit last week. and she got me back into rp. #
• 16:59 @FUCKCITY dropkick murphys, anti-flag, theory of a deadman and disney soundtracks, ngl. #
• 17:08 @FUCKCITY i hated pizza when i was a kid i picked off the cheese, scraped off the sauce and ate the bread #
• 17:16 the beginning of dropkick murphys the state of massachusetts is giving me Deliverence flashbacks. also typing in car making me carsick #
• 18:08 some fuckhead just flew across 3 lanes right in front of us to get to the exit, and then ran the red light on the offramp #
• 19:17 twitter failed half the time while i was out, and didn't send me a bunch of notifications. FAIL. #
• 19:17 ...that was redundant. #

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The pizza place my parents just ordered from called.
They don't deliver in our neighborhood after dark.

I didn't get all of the conversation, but there was something about gunshots.

My mum bitched and hung up on them.

• 20:00 House is on tonight. why did i not know this? i still haven't seen last weeks. D: #
• 20:02 ...if Trav from We the Kings and Bob Bryar had a baby, it would look like this guy on Bones. #
• 21:01 ...House on a special night? Is a repeat. WTH FOX. YOU SUCK. #
• 12:34 "These British and American tourists are on a luxury cruise. The first cruise I ever came on was Tom Cruise." #
• 12:38 "The United Nations is an international organization that America and Britain consult to see if they should start a war with somebody #
• 12:38 and then whose advice they completely ignore." #
• 13:34 @saykendrawithme no way, dude. :D #
• 14:01 @FUCKCITY come to CA, we have sun. And bigots. But sun! #
• 15:25 twitpic.com/kdfz - #
• 18:20 NaNo update: still failing. 813 words. D: also, run on sentences: I has them. #

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WHY, LJ, WHY?
You hate us, don't you?

• 20:20 FUCK. YEAH. \O/ #
• 21:44 you know what i love? for the past two months, Little Britain USA has had a black man playing the president on the show. #
• 14:17 "My question is this: given that God is infinite, and the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea cake?" #
• 20:00 House is on tonight. why did i not know this? i still haven't seen last weeks. D: #
• 20:02 ...if Trav from We the Kings and Bob Bryar had a baby, it would look like this guy on Bones. #

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Everybody loves kitty pictures. Here's a handful of FrankenPete. Also, a few from the last time Mum and I went to the zoo, about a year ago. Before one of the tigers attacked a guy.

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and i still can't post without having to go back and edit it.


eta2: oh, and I got my monster sheets. We're putting them on the bed this weekend, so I'll have pictures then.
Also, I got my Clan stuff: the homotextual shirt (which i am wearing the next time i go out in public, weather be damned. if i have to, i'll wear it over a long sleeved shirt.) and my mummy hoodie. THERE'S BATHEARTS IN THE OOZE. I MAY HAVE SQUEALED.

Also, glarkware is having a sale and I want desperately to buy the toaster shirt, the long sleeved Lost Initiative shirt that reads Long Sleeve T-Shirt on the front, and the I Blame Spencer shirt. But Mum said no more shirts. D: